In this episode we encounter the Jaghut Tyrant. He’s everything we were told he would be…and yet he isn’t even the Big Bad! There is an epic dual at Simtal’s Estate. The Eel is unmasked. Lorn meets a cruel fate. Paran is once again whisked to a magic realm. And, oh yeah, Anomander Rake is … [Read more…]
In this episode Paran reunites with the Bridgeburners, Rallick and Mallet save Coll’s life, and Crokus is stupid. Predictions: Baruk saves Darujhistan. Not Anomander Rake. Kruppe knocked out Serat. The Finnest will be put inside Darujhistan Mammot Survives Our next episode will finish Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson. If you’re looking for cool … [Read more…]
In this episode the Scooby Gang heads to the Gadrobi Hills, and run home with their tails between their legs. Tool and Lorn have a crisis of faith while engaged in a task that they both know is stupid. And Paran does…well everything. Predictions: Toc is not dead. Hairlock is dead. Cotillion will return to … [Read more…]
In this episode the two main groups, the Darujhistan Scooby Gang and the Bridgeburners, collide. So do Anomander Rake, and the Assassins Guild. Crokus decides that “love” can make a thief into a respectable man. Sorry kills multiple people without a second thought. Predictions: Kruppe is the Eel. Kruppe’s warren is opposed to the Shadow … [Read more…]
In this episode the Bridgeburners make their way to Darujhistan. So does everyone else. We are introduced to the T’lan Imass. Lorn, Toc the Younger, Dujek, and Tattersail have a very awkward dinner. But, not as awkward as Paran and Tattersails burgeoning romance. Predictions: They wanted to get rid of Tattersail during the attack on … [Read more…]
In this episode the Scooby Gang (Krokus, Rallick Nom, Murillio, and Kruppe) hangs out in Darujhistan and plays with their wax disks. We meet the Crone, Baruk, and Circle Breaker. Anomander Rake stops by to gloat about his superior tongue skills and drink box wine. Predictions: Anomander Rake is hiding something about Pale’s Wizards. It’s … [Read more…]
In this episode the Bridgeburners leave Pale, and we arrive in Darujhistan. Paran stays behind, and puts his “sword” to good use. Kruppe climbs up a hill and talks to aspects of himself that might not be aspects of himself. Crokus Younghand was screaming in the night as he fled from super assassins. Predictions: Darujhistan … [Read more…]
In this episode Tattersail and her cadre attack Moons Spawn and Anomander Rake. Ganoes Paran shows up to take over command of Whiskeyjack’s ninth squad. It doesn’t go well. Predictions: The “Claw” from the Empress is the one that killed (or facilitated killing) Calot, and Hairlock. Tayschren stood under Moons Spawn, because it put him … [Read more…]
Welcome to Stick Figure Recaps! In this edition, the Prologue of Gardens of the Moon. Here we meet Whiskeyjack and Paran looking over Malaz City with only Mock’s Vane and Paran’s teenaged arrogance to keep them company. Surly arrives on the scene and a daytime talk show breaks out! If you’re looking for cool Duke … [Read more…]
In this episode we are introduced to Ganoes Paran, twice. He’s a pawn in the imperial power structure. He’s sent out to find Sorry, who is a pawn of the gods. Or at least some high level baddies. We’re also introduced to history. A whole lot of history. We’ll help you get through it in … [Read more…]