In this episode we encounter the Cthaeh. The Cthaeh is the most evil thing that we have encountered in these books. This is some serious foulness. The Cthaeh stinks. You can smell the Nair on it’s hairless little legs. Yuck! We have a brief history lesson. Then we start our ninja training! Predictions: Something very … [Read more…]
The line between a normal girl, a psycho, and a sex crazed thousand year old succubus is a thin one. What is a young virgin to do? Take our quiz so you can know whether to buy a ring, or buy a forged passport and a plane ticket. QUESTION 1: After spending several hours marching … [Read more…]
In this episode we establish that the visor is the dumbest of all the headgear. Also, Kvothe finally get’s laid. He gets laid in the Shaed. Get it? Get it? For the record, this is the most sexually explicit episode that we’ve ever recorded. Given the material I’m sure that you’re not surprised. You’ve been … [Read more…]
This episode starts with a bar fight and ends with a huge goddamned cataclysmic eruption of dark magic. Also, we slander several well known celebrities. In the next episode we will cover chapters 94-103. Predictions: People around Crosson are missing. It’s because of Felurian. The Bandit Leader is a member of the Chandrian, but not Haliax … [Read more…]
In this episode our adventuring party needs more experience points before they fight the big bad, so they wander around the woods hunting kobolds…I mean looking for trails to find the bad guys. But, on a serious note there is a good amount of character development and world building in this section. I expected this … [Read more…]
In our last episode we ended with a few Kingkiller based Limericks. Below are the limericks. Enjoy. To mortal eyes we never appear And never to a simple E’lir If we destroy your ‘hood It was for the greater good You can always trust the Amyr I saw Denna eating some fruit I came timid in … [Read more…]
In this episode Kvothe and Denna almost kiss. I mean like really close. Like, right there. But, alas it was not meant to be. Then they fight. Hurtful words were said, and they each storm off. Then Kvothe gets sent off on a fool’s errand by Maer Alveron, and before Kvothe’s buzz wears off he … [Read more…]